Regal Relaxers Gifts

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"Ahhh... close enough."

American Idle.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Chillaxing!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Lazy dog.

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

Heaven is...

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

His entire life was about balance.

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'