Rehab Relaxer Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Ahhh... close enough."

American Idle.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Chillaxing!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"First break since 1996!"

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

Heaven is...

'How's the executive training program, going?'

His entire life was about balance.

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."