Renewable Relaxer Gifts

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"First break since 1996!"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

".. Did you by any chance notice a Gallstone pop over in this direction?"

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

Sloth on a hammock.

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"We have used all the fossil fuels. How long before you can make more?"

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'Which is the deep end?'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'