Eternal Relaxer Gifts

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

American Idle.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

9-5, 5-9

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"First break since 1996!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

His entire life was about balance.

Heaven is...

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'