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'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

9-5, 5-9

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"First break since 1996!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Lazy dog.

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

His entire life was about balance.

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

Heaven is...

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"