Renewable Relaxer T-Shirts

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"First break since 1996!"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

Sloth on a hammock.

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"We have used all the fossil fuels. How long before you can make more?"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

'Which is the deep end?'

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'