Nature Relaxers T-Shirts

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

New life (organ donation)

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"