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"I just needed a little thalt before bed."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

9-5, 5-9

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Inbox and outbox for books

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

Medusa on the weekends.

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

I am ready for my wine.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

"I am ready for my wine."

Bad Santa.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

Legalization of marijuana

A lifeguard at the beach

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

Wine makes me sleepy!

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'