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"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

Medusa on the weekends.

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

I am ready for my wine.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Bad Santa.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"I am ready for my wine."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

Legalization of marijuana

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

Sunday papers.

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

'Do you have something in mind?'

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

Wine makes me sleepy!

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'

'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'

"When he worked in the office, he enjoyed casual Friday."

'Taken out of context'

"Evening in classes"