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'Do you have something in mind?'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Summer Reading Group"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'First of all, relax.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."