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'Do you have something in mind?'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

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Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

The Snooze Bar.

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Summer Reading Group"

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.