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Wine makes me sleepy!

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

Man using light to shield his eyes.

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

Bad Santa.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'

Giraffe bath.

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

Can't sleep?

'It does not mean she likes you better; you're just warmer.'

'Taken out of context'

'I'm stupid Why have I taken a soporific'

"It was less of a resolution and more of an 'if and when I feel like it.'"

"I just needed a little thalt before bed."

'Moon block'

"Well what else do you expect him to do at 5pm on a Friday?"