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'Taken out of context'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'You've had enough.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Out to Scrunch.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Off Duty sign on desk.

"It's his creative time."

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

Medusa on the weekends.

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

I am ready for my wine.

Lunch break.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"I am ready for my wine."

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

Legalization of marijuana

He doesn't seem to give a hoot.

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

Sunday papers.

Giraffe bath.