Outdoor Relaxers T-Shirts

'This app lets me remotely control every aspect of my house...except the crabgrass.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Visit a Place in your Past...

"A new study says teen in love have a higher risk for depression than teens who aren't romantically involved."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Segregated Beach

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"What … have … you … done?"

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Big RV Camping

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'