Outdoor Relaxation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Fly Fishing

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Taking it easy

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Unguided imagery

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."