Outdoor Relaxation Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Fly Fishing

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Taking it easy