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'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Inactive wear store.

"I need a gap year."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

Men resting.

The Modern Tourist

"My back is fine. My mind went out."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"