Rest And Relaxer Gifts

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

American Idle.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Inactive wear store.

"I need a gap year."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

The Modern Tourist

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

Men resting.

"My back is fine. My mind went out."

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."