Rest And Relaxation Gifts

"No, I'm an ocologist, as in a cancer doctor. Not an on-call-ogist! Stop calling me!"

Finally some me time

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'Re-boot?'

"All this pirating has taken its toll on you. I'd suggest you take at least two weeks aarrr and aarrr!!"

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Self help acupuncture

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

'Ahhh...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'That was fun!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'T.M.I.F.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'