Relaxing Gifts

"He's an indoor cat."

"What I like most about being a dog is all the free time."

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

The mind-body problem

I am ready for my wine.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

Inbox and outbox for books

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'Is it labor day already?'

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

On the Seventh Day

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Napquest

'Come on, is there anything you can do quickly?'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

Chillaxing!

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Hammock with holes for feet.

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'