Relaxing Pillows

"He's an indoor cat."

"What I like most about being a dog is all the free time."

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

The mind-body problem

I am ready for my wine.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Inbox and outbox for books

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'Is it labor day already?'

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

On the Seventh Day

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

'Maybe if you showed some sign of life once in a while this sort of thing wouldn't happen.'

Napquest

'Come on, is there anything you can do quickly?'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Chillaxing!

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Hammock with holes for feet.

"I rock."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."