Resting Pillows

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Next rest area 8 feet

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Comfort zone

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"It's hard to believe he used to be a prop forward for England. Now he just props backwards."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'

Lazy Susan

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Sleeping Moose

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

A day in the life of a cat

Couch Potatoes

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Ideal Office: 'Desk with mattress top (adjusts to the shape of the head and arms)...Office chair collapses to form bed...

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'You know its time to take a nap when...'

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

'You know I don't take smoke breaks anymore and you still have a problem with this?'

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

Yawn

Someone has had a hard day!

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

"Ed says his 'catnaps' are very refreshing...especially when they last from 10 to 3."

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"