Rest Pillows

"Don't disturb mum, she's recharging."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"Not able to sleep?"

For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

Panic of waking up.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Shh-h... let them sleep. It's the only time I can get some rest.'

'I'm pooped.'

I tried to catch forty winks, but all I did was toss and turn! You were all over the nap!

I got a few things to help me sleep. A breathing strip, earplugs, eye mask and a super pillow. Nighty night, honey. Now I can't sleep.

"I just want to be comfortable, no matter how temporary."

"I so could use a break."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Sheep Ledger

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."