Rest Gifts

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

"Not able to sleep?"

For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

Panic of waking up.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Shh-h... let them sleep. It's the only time I can get some rest.'

'I'm pooped.'

"I just want to be comfortable, no matter how temporary."

"I so could use a break."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Sheep Ledger

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?