Rest Day Enthusiast Gifts

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Lazy Octopus

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

American Idle.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

The Snooze Bar.

Catatonic

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'