Rest Day Enthusiast Gifts

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Taking it easy

Cat and mouse

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Catatonic

Sunbathing in the park

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"