Day-off Enthusiast Gifts

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"We've lost the remote."

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

Bummer Time Streaming