Breaktime Enthusiast Gifts

Men at lunch.

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

LUNCH TIME!

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"Great coffee, Carole."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Lunch

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Stress

"Any yet he's always on my case."

The Procrastinatorium.

Ladies who lunch.

"Lunchward ho!"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Sandwich filing.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Brunch for Cows

"It's his creative time."