Break Time Enjoyer Gifts

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Yipeee!"

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Lunchward ho!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Sandwich filing.

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"It's his creative time."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Off Duty sign on desk.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

computer trick with teapot and cup

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."