Break-time Connoisseur Gifts

'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"It's his creative time."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'How's the egg?'

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

New York Man

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'