Break Time Aficionado Gifts

'Men at Work'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"Lunchward ho!"

Off Duty sign on desk.

"It's his creative time."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

computer trick with teapot and cup

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

New York Man

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'