Break Time Advocate Gifts

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'You've had enough.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Stress

Out for lunch... GOD

Out to Scrunch.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

The Procrastinatorium.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"It's his creative time."

'I need a Vacation.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Lunch break.

'I'm very efficient, I haven't missed a teabreak in ten years.'

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Men at Work'

'I'll be in a meeting all morning. Please see to it that no-one wakes me.'

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'