Tea Break Advocate Gifts

'I'm very efficient, I haven't missed a teabreak in ten years.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'The grudge match.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Out for lunch... GOD

'I need a Vacation.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Off Duty sign on desk.

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

To the best gran in the world.

computer trick with teapot and cup

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Announcement at teatime

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Decaf, Sid?"

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Teapot

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

1920's High Tea.

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."

Quilp interupts at tea

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.