Advocate For Breaks Gifts

"Look. They're dawdling."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Out for lunch... GOD

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

Off Duty sign on desk.

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'I need a Vacation.'

"It's his creative time."

computer trick with teapot and cup

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'I'm very efficient, I haven't missed a teabreak in ten years.'

Men resting.

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

"Death takes a personal day."

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

Smoking area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addiction to ten-minute breaks.

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

'I'll be in a meeting all morning. Please see to it that no-one wakes me.'

Lady enjoys a coffee break.

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

LUNCH TIME!