Break Time Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"Hey, pal, I'm on a break."

"It's his creative time."

'Don't worry about time girl. By the time any customer can penetrate our wall of phone menus, we'll be back at our desks.'

'Down here the three important times are lunch time, break time, and shelter-in-place time.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Can I just put you on hold while I consult a colleague?"

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

"Lunchward ho!"

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Sandwich filing.

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."