Break Enthusiast Gifts

"If my teacher can take a sabbatical, why can't I?"

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I need a break. What can I download that'll take an hour?'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I'm glad the weekend's almost here. I need to be with some of my own kind.'

Company Canteen - Sorry to interrupt your coffee break, but it's the only place I can find you.

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"I'm on my break."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Office Safety.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

'I need a Vacation.'

"It's his creative time."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'That website has been blocked.'

The $68.00 comeback special

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."