Break-loving Professional Gifts

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Office Park

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Out for lunch... GOD

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"It's his creative time."

Off Duty sign on desk.

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Attorney-at-play

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."