Believer In Breaks Gifts

Out for lunch... GOD

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Stress

'-Must remember to empty that...'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

The Procrastinatorium.

Office Safety.

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"It's his creative time."

Off Duty sign on desk.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

'I'm very efficient, I haven't missed a teabreak in ten years.'

Men resting.

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Men at Work'