Breaks Gifts

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

Lady enjoys a coffee break.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Death takes a personal day."

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

Men at lunch.

Smoking area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addiction to ten-minute breaks.

Men resting.

A Nice Cup of Tea.

'I like smoking. It gets me outside.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'You've had enough.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Out for lunch... GOD

Out to Scrunch.

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

Off Duty sign on desk.

"Lunch!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"It's a working lunch."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'