Unexpected Break Gifts

Lie down - have a rest.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You've had enough.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

Out to Scrunch.

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'You need to unwind.'

"Decaf, Sid?"

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Announcement at teatime

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

Lunch break.

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

Men resting.

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

A Break In Music

"Death takes a personal day."

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."