Unexpected Catch Gifts

Fisherman finds golf kit

Catching a Boot

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I found the termites!'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Woah - random!"

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Monk Parrot.

"What luck!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Don't let it go!'

Reality Show Host

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

Lie down - have a rest.

Big Surprise (vending machine)

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"So, I threw the frisbee a little hard."

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"The control group has taken control."

"Mister Bones?!"

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'