Unexpected Success Gifts

Reality Show Host

"Surprise!"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"What luck!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

Monk Parrot.

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

Fisherman finds golf kit

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

Big Surprise (vending machine)

Games and Rubiks Cubes

'Looks like we lucked out.'

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

Catching a Boot

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

"I wasn't paying attention in school and accidentally became an attorney."

'How can you not like elevator music?'

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"

"Your husband seems to have recovered - it's what we call a never event."

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

Subway Platform Lunatic / Subway Platform Lunatic with Cute Girlfriend / Subway Platform Lunatic with Mad Stacks of Cash