Unexpected Success Gifts

Reality Show Host

"Surprise!"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Where history's best ideas happen.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

Monk Parrot.

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"What luck!"

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

Fisherman finds golf kit

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

Big Surprise (vending machine)

Games and Rubiks Cubes

'Looks like we lucked out.'

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

Catching a Boot

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

You were left a fortune by Barry Goldwater?! That Goldwater? The arch-conservative? Fierce libertarian. But … why … how? Tell me that you didn't have a … A what? A tryst? An exchange of ideas? A meeting of the minds? A passionate exchange of views on a veranda overlooking his Arizona home that left him consumed with me – my scent, my touch, my wicked rhetorical stylings? Yes, tell me you didn't, especially the rhetoric part! A lady never tells.

'How can you not like elevator music?'

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"

"Your husband seems to have recovered - it's what we call a never event."

"I wasn't paying attention in school and accidentally became an attorney."

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."

'Let's do something in bad taste.'