Unexpected Delight Gifts

"Surprise!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I found the termites!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Dairy Devil

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Woah - random!"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Surprise Party

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Awkward Moments

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.