Unexpected Gifts

Big Surprise (vending machine)

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I found the termites!'

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

The circus diver.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Cupid

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Surprise Party

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Man reading in lamp

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'