Surprise Gifts

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cardiac Recovery.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Gift"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Bird Bath.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'They were all out of roses.'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"Woof"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'