Unexpected Events Gifts

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Surprise Party

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Snowman in the Freezer.

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck