Unexpected Delight Seeker Gifts

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

"Woah - random!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

WHACK!

Dairy Devil

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

Tree Squirrel

"Your mascara is running."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"