Unexpected Windfall Gifts

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

"Surprise!"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Gift"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"What luck!"

Reality Show Host

Fund manager greeting a man who has found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

Fisherman finds golf kit

Lie down - have a rest.

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

'What can you suggest for someone who guessed right on technology stocks?'

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'

Catching a Boot

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"