Technology Break Gifts

"I'm turning off my iPhone for an hour and having a meLunch."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Working Holiday

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'You've had enough.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Out to Scrunch.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

'It's nice to have a break isn't it.'

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Peaceful holiday

'I'm taking a year off to just migrate.'

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Tanned export manager

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

R. Chones, Financial Counselor: On Vacation. Watch Suze Orman.

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

Lunch break.

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Love Hate Computer Relationship