Technology Rebel Gifts

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

E-mail

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Claus 2.0

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

CREEPY AF AI

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

The Threat of AI

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

putin and social media

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

Music Piracy

'Next.'

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Scientists chained to the floor

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

Robot Bores

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Robot Truck.

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."