Tech Rebels Gifts

"You know...our parents are pretty smart."

Claus 2.0

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

CREEPY AF AI

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

putin and social media

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Music Piracy

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

Robot Truck.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Robot Bores

Beagle II not responding.

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"