Tech-resistant Rebels Gifts

"He's so stubborn when it involves upgrading to newer technology."

Claus 2.0

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

CREEPY AF AI

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

The Ungooglable Man

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Robot Bores

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

Robot Truck.

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Beagle II not responding.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"The smart car's gone without me!"

Skull Icons

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."

Electric toothbrush